So I know I haven't blogged in awhile, things at work and getting ready for the holidays have been crazy, obviously. Ran across this while Facebook stalking while having my morning coffee and felt that it should be shared for one and all to truly enjoy what winter weather truly is :-)
60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Jamestown plant gardens.
50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Falconer sunbathe.
40 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Frewsburg drive with the windows down.
32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Bemus gets thicker.
20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Cassadaga throw on a flannel shirt.
15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Gerry have the last cookout before it gets cold.
Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Fredonians close the windows.
10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Jamestown get out their winter coats.
25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Randolph are selling cookies door to door.
40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Cherry Creek let the dogs sleep indoors.
100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Silver Creek gets upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.
460 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
People in Ellington start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
500 below zero:
Hell freezes over
Jamestown public schools will open 2 hours late
